PROBLEMS AT SCHOOL

-Sissy-boy! You’re a girl! You play with baby-dolls!

- Idiots! What happens? Your fathers don’t take care of you? Don’t bath you? Don’t feed you? My father does! I wanna be like him!

María

ENGLISH VS SPANISH

Who are you?

I´m your English Language

And You?

I´m your Spanish Language

What we have to do? Red face

Ángela

SELECTIVITY

I have not arrived, I lost my dream, what I am going to do? Only one decimal, I need 7.00 and my note is 6.99, the world fell about me.

Richi

 

THE COAT

The teacher announce the playground time. She told to the children that outside it´s cold. One girl takes a doll and put it a coat.

Marta

THE TIME

Suddenly, I woke up. There was no light, no consciousness of what time or day was, with the feeling that I was late. I checked my watch and it was smiling me.

Marta

FLAVOR PARTY

I fell from her mouth, this mouth which I wanted give everything that I could give, she took me with her beautiful hand, when I was in the moment of give her all my flavor, I slide for her mouth and I fell bleak to the cold plate finally I could not enjoy of the flavor party.

Richi

A DIFFERENT KIND OF ART

The second ball was applied with expert precision. This art is losing its charm, especially when it gets into your shoes…

Marta

THE COLOUR ORANGE

My face was full of freckles,The carrots were laught of me...
Angela

Humor vs Technology

The humor knocked the door, Technology closed the window...
Angela

UNIVERSITY

-      PROFFESOR: Ladies and gentlemen, you’ll have to look for in the university library this work

-      PUPIL A: Library? What does it mean?

PUPIL B: don’t know, check it in Google…

María

GRAND MOTHER MATTERS

I love visiting my granny. 

When I say anything like 

“I have to check my Blackberry” she says 

“Dear, would you prefer

some strawberries, or some cherries?”