RADIOPLAY "DIFFERENT LIVES"

PROBLEMS AT SCHOOL

-Sissy-boy! You’re a girl! You play with baby-dolls!

- Idiots! What happens? Your fathers don’t take care of you? Don’t bath you? Don’t feed you? My father does! I wanna be like him!

María

LEARN ENGLISH

-What are you doing here, darling, in Canada?

-Me no “comprender”. Me “estar” in my university, one Wednesday, and a class group did an international “feria”, so I started to speak with a group of nice girls. They offered me “tortitas”, with syrup of “arce” Do you know? “Arce”? The tree?

But I didn’t understand them Ni to the Canada Girls, ni the other groups, there were “más” countries… Ireland, New Zealand, USA, with more “comida”…

But me no “comprending”… Me “pensar” that this travel would be some of Bosmar, you know? Bosmar?  Tourist thing!!!  But no, this is “practice”…

Me “pensar” that me study more English….

María

BITING AN APPLE

"You were not in my belly Steven", told me mom. She said that some children have two dads and two moms. She also told me that my other mummy's name is Joanne and she is from Germany and, my dad is Muslim and his name is Abdulfattah. Then she said that I am a great mix, and I asked her why, and mom has replied that “Best projects always turn out from the best mixes” but I don’t understand what it means.

I asked why I am not with them, so mom answered me that sometimes there are parents who don’t have enough money to care for their children, so they look for other parents as good as them for support them. And she told me that my other mom and my other dad loved very much, and for that reason, they didn’t want I was far from them, so they live in California like us!

Mom has told me these things whereas I was having a snack. Today she gave me an apple, because mummy knows I love to eat them. And after, mom asked me ¿Do you see the apple you’re biting? and I said yes and she said me that if I were with my other parents, I couldn’t eat apples because they wouldn’t buy them, and that has made me very sad, because I love biting apples, of all colors!, yellow, green, red,…

So because of that, mom told me that my other parents have left me with the other mom and dad, so I can eat all apples I want.

I like a lot how mummy explains me things. When I have finished my apple, she has given me permission to go to play to the garage.

María

PIROMANIACPHONES

-        What happens, Mike?

-       Sir, there has been a fire on a plane. The flight went from Lismore to Sydney. It happened after the takeoff. Suddenly, some passengers sighted smoke in one of the seats. Fortunately, the flight attendants was able to extinguish the fire.

-       Oh my God Mike, we cannot afford those things in our company. What are going to say the people? That sort of incidents change the public opinion, we have to stop that pyromaniac!

-       Sir I’m afraid that’s not possible

-       Why? Do you have their personal details?

-       Yes…

-       And what’s his name?

-       iPhone, indeed is iPhone 4S

María

http://ve.noticias.yahoo.com/un-iphone-explota-en-pleno-vuelo.html

WASHING MACHINE

Dear Mum,

I’m fine in the new house, but I’ve just a little doubt to ask you.

What do I have to do with my dirty clothes? In our house I left it my room and appeared clean in the closet by magic.

Love,

Your son

Dear son:

Go to the kitchen and locate a square machine (no, no the dishwasher), the one which has a big round hole in the middle.

Get in the supermarket a detergent to clean clothes.

Put a little bit in the drawer on the corner.

Put your laundry in the big hole (the colored clothing, I'll tell you what to do with the white)

Press the start button.

And please, don’t not hypnotize with the twists of the machine.

Lots of love,

                Mum.

María

UNIVERSITY

-      PROFFESOR: Ladies and gentlemen, you’ll have to look for in the university library this work

-      PUPIL A: Library? What does it mean?

PUPIL B: don’t know, check it in Google…

María

GRAND MOTHER MATTERS

I love visiting my granny. 

When I say anything like 

“I have to check my Blackberry” she says 

“Dear, would you prefer

some strawberries, or some cherries?”